a new hOpe

Believe it or not, the Orioles' win last night against the Tampa Bay Rays was a clincher. They clinched not getting to 100 losses. Now while this is a rather dubious accomplishment, it is nonetheless impressive considering that earlier in the season, many were speculating over whether or not the O's would get to 120 losses. Yes its another losing year, but that shouldn't stop us from appreciating how well the Birds have been playing during the last month and a half. There IS reason for optimism. And optimism is spelled B-U-C-K.

There is much argument over how Buck Showalter has affected the Orioles. Obviously, his presence has been a positive one, judging by the Orioles' record under his regime. And that's kind of how it feels now. He's the undoubted leader in the clubhouse, and brings a resume that hasn't come close to being matched by the previous three managers. Combined. To the players, that has to mean something. This guy knows what he's doing and the evidence is right there in the stats. Too often in the not-so-distant past, it seemed as though a spot on the team was taken for granted. But that's not surprising. After all, the Orioles have dealt with positional and pitching depth problems in both the major and minor leagues, throughout the duration of this seemingly unending losing streak.

Some say players have been playing harder under Buck. I don't buy that at all. While the clutch hitting has improved since the managerial change, the reality is that their numbers really couldn't have gone anywhere but up. Prior to August, they were atrocious offensively. In my view, Showalter treats them as they should be treated. As professionals. And adults. As much as he was a nice guy and supposedly astute on fundamentals, Dave Trembley seemed more like a teacher or mentor than a big league manager. Under the current administration, players are expected to play the game correctly, and if they don't, they're going to hear about it. Even if it means hearing through news programs or the paper. Trembley was always good about not throwing anyone under the bus, but maybe that's just what a player needs at certain times. A little negative motivation. The babying obviously never led to any success.

In a concrete sense, Showalter has done things a bit differently as far as actually managing a game. Namely, pitchers are being stretched out more, going deeper in games. On so many occasions under Trembley, I'd find myself wondering why in the world he would take a pitcher out who had been throwing a great game and just gave up two hard-luck hits in a row. Boom, out he goes. Bullpen blows the game, in large part because they're already taxed from contributing to past games where the starting pitcher could have kept going. It's a vicious cycle, and with a questionable relief corps, becomes that much more dangerous.

But I digress on these negative memories. My message this day is one of hope. Redemption. Revenge. Sleep tight 2011 AL East. The birds are back.

Ding Dong the Leak is Dead

After months and months of watching the Gulf oil spill reek havoc throughout the surrounding region in real time, the world's most depressing reality show is finally over (allegedly). Now before everyone starts poppin' champagne bottles and giving chest bumps to each other, I think we should all pause and reflect on what occurred over the last few months and what needs to change in the long run to prevent such a disaster from happening again. The collective memory of this country is extremely short, and don't think that BP doesn't know this. Deep sea oil drilling is still on the horizon, but I haven't heard much about how regulations have changed, improved, or become more stringent. Cutting corners is what got BP into this mess and I personally don't trust them to choose safety over profit. The federal government needs to be a true watchdog in this area. Global corporations don't get to where they are by having a conscience. Representative government, on the other hand, is an entity that should go about its business with the interests and values of the American people in mind. However, if we don't speak up and become passionate about this issue, nothing will truly change. It's great that the oil leak seems to have been stopped, and there's nothing wrong with celebrating this, but don't forget that something like this CAN happen again.

Change I Can't Avoid Believing In

It's been two and half weeks since my last post, and I guess there's no better time than now to resume my ramblings. A good deal has happened to me in the last few days. I won't really get into it specifically, but I will say that loss has a way of making life seem more important. While I heard this sentiment originally in an episode of Six Feet Under, I personally believe it to be true.

Change in life is unavoidable and to many out there, quite frightening. It's amazing how fear of the unknown has the impact to trump dissatisfaction with the status quo. Sometimes its just easier to remain in a rut than to risk change that could possibly leave one worse off than before. I suppose the logic is that even if life is unsatisfying, at least its familiar and mostly predictable the way it is.

Perhaps a fear of failure is to blame. This is certainly a terrible plight to experience, because this kind of fear can lead directly to the consequences one hopes to avoid. Let's compare this with other fears. Take fear of heights. Having this aversion doesn't make one more likely to fall off a tall building. The same can be said for fear of snakes, spiders, enclosed spaces, and Glenn Beck. Now it may be true that fear of failure can inspire one to try that much harder. This is certainly a possibility and probably speaks more to the character of the person who finds success.

I hope this post didn't bring ya down, but sometimes it takes a few rainy days to truly appreciate the sunshine.

You're Fired

The axe finally fell early today, as Dave Trembley was handed his walking papers...sort of. Apparently, Andy MacPhail would like the now ex-manager of the Baltimore Orioles to stay in the organization in some capacity. If I were the Trembs, I'd say 'no thanks, I'm good'.

This was an inevitable situation, folks. The truth of the matter is that the O's were destined for problems from the start. Their offensive igniter, Brian Roberts, never was healthy coming out of spring training, and his absence from the leadoff spot has had an immensely negative ripple effect on every hitter in the lineup. Felix Pie could have been a worthy replacement at the top of the order, but he went down to injury as well. Oh and then the guy we paid millions of dollars to close out games never got going, blowing two of his first three save opportunities. I still believe those early blown saves completely killed the sense of optimism and motivation that had been simmering among the team during Spring training.

This was supposed to be the year of respectability. As it turns out, it was another reality check. The Orioles are still just a team of potential. So far, the young guys have not developed at the pace that the front office would have hoped for. The team has no kind of veteran leadership, at least among positional players, which is essential for a team with so much youth and inexperience. You have rookie pitchers throwing to a rookie catcher. These guys have to learn on the fly, which is a tall task in the big leagues. Even Miguel Tejada, arguably the only semi-successful offseason pick-up for the O's, had to change positions going into the season. Although Tejada has at times shown impressive displays at his new post, he's still prone to committing errors that have cost the team some games. Oh yea and we haven't had a HR from the first base spot - that pretty much says it all in terms of the team's hitting woes.

I can't say I always agreed with Dave Trembley, especially when it came to his bullpen management. That was probably his weakest point as a skipper. However, he has remained a class-act throughout his tenure with the team. I'll always remember the press conference that took place after the O's ended their long string of Sunday losses (last year?). Trembley had a big fat cigar in his mouth for part of the interviews (although it didn't look like it was lit). That's the image I'll remember from Trembley, a guy who clearly appreciated all that was given to him.

The next coach that needs to be fired is Mr. Terry Crowley. I know the players probably love him, but he needs to answer for how this team is swinging the bat. Quality ABs are at a premium for this team. Aside from Nick Markakis, you can't point to many other guys who can effectively take pitches and work the count. It's time for the Crow to GO! That's all for now, peace and crackers.

Free Spilly

I just heard today that BP used a diamond-edged saw to successfully cut off the top of the damaged riser pipe! Yay! Unfortunately, the saw they used could only give them a 'rough' cut of the pipe instead of a clean one. The saw was actually used earlier in the week for the same purpose, but it got stuck halfway through. And that shit's made out of diamonds! The next step in this oily shitstorm is to put a cap on top of the opening in order to capture the oil and 'siphon' it to the surface. However, even this familiar challenge is being undertaken within BP's 'test and adapt' phase of operations. Isn't that where we've been from the beginning?

The oil spill is a problem that is getting worse by the day, and the effects it is having on the Gulf Coast region are just now being felt. Florida's coastal regions could begin seeing the oil as early as today. Life both in the sea and on the land will be directly affected, not to mention the economies of these areas, as tourism inevitably plummets and fishing companies lose money and go under.

This is an issue that the federal government needs to really step up in. I'd like to see President Obama become a little more vocal about the spill. He speak about BP with a harsher tone than he has thus far used. Bush was faulted for his complacency in dealing with the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Obama needs to be the anti-Bush in this situation - isn't that why is got elected in the first place? Obviously a president's time is priceless, but the oil spill has to be priority number one.

It should be obvious to most people by now that BP is a company that cuts corners in order to turn a larger profit. The Oil age is killing us people! As long as companies like BP are being relied upon for our energy consumption, we will have to deal with problems like these. Sure, the last significant oil spill was well over a decade ago, but the consequences that follow last for probably as many years after.

I read today that electric chargup stations will be installed in a handful of locations throughout the country. These stations will preclude the arrival of several semi-electric vehicles being introduced for 2011, including the Ford Focus and GM's Volt. This is a great step forward for our transition into a new energy era and I just thought I'd end the post on a positive note by mentioning it. See ya soon.

O Well

I know it's only the end of May, but it's already about that time when Orioles fans have to forget about the O's contending this season. For some, this should be easy. It seems so natural anyway. But to some die hards out there, this season has been particularly excruciating and letting go is a little bit tougher this time around.

Despite what the naysayers may espouse, for the last few years under president of baseball ops Andy MacPhail, the O's have made tremendous strides in terms of minor league depth and talent. This has been particularly true for pitchers. This year, the Oriole starting rotation was the best the team has seen for a long while. In spite of his rough 0-4 record, Kevin Millwood has been a revelation at the top of the rotation. His presence has subsequently affected the former staff 'ace', Jeremy Guthrie, who has been spectacular so far, and apparently pitches better when he doesn't have to carry the load.

Prior to his last 4 starts, Brian Matusz was living up to much of the hype that surrounded him when the season began. He flashed all his pitches, got strikeouts in bunches, and were it not for some inherited runners scoring off of relievers, would have had a serviceable ERA. Lately, things have been unraveling a bit for young gun. At this point, I'm not too worried about him, mainly because of how good he looked for much of April and May. We'll have to wait and see.

Number 4 and 5 were a little hazy for the O's, as these spots have been over the years. Brad Bergeson seems to be regaining his 2009 form, which is a good sign, but number 5 is still up in the air. It's also the spot that entices O's fans the most, for it could end up being occupied by either Chris Tillman or Jake Arrieta, both of whom are considered top pitching prospects. As of now, Tillman holds the edge and will actually be making his first start this Saturday against the Toronto Blue Jays.

The starting pitching will continue to be a source of hope for O's fans this year and beyond. What seems to be holding them back is lack of offense and a shaky bullpen. Those are two significant issues. Lack of positional player talent and depth in particular has been and remains to be a problem for this team. This goes for both the major and minor leagues. It is my hope that the O's front office will do more to fix this issue both in the draft, through trades, and via free agency. The latter will be the most difficult since it's obvious any big name player won't be interested in coming to Baltimore.

We ARE moving in the right direction people, don't let the awful record fool you! This team is better than the numbers show and I hope to God that translates to success at some point this year. I can't take much more of this crap!

LOST

Last night was the end of an era on TV. Lost wrapped up its six-year run with a near 5 hour finale spectacular. The first 2 hours were dedicated to looking back at seasons past, and included interviews with most of the regular cast. After that, the two and half hour final episode began.

Now with a show like Lost, which is open to a multitude of interpretations and creates more questions than answers, its hard to write an ending that won't disappoint someone for some reason. Lost is an intensely complex show, and perhaps the writers had developed certain story lines with no clean resolution. Of course, the big surprise that the show's creators had saved up was the revelation that all the "flash-sideways" scenes during the last season weren't actually taking place, but were instead a purgatorial-type world. In these flash scenes, Jack suddenly had a teenage son who he fathered with Juliet. Another difference from the earlier season flashbacks was that Sawyer was suddenly a cop. The question remains whether this semi-altered non-existence was exclusively from Jack's perspective.

All in all, I enjoyed the finale. While it didn't answer all my questions, namely what the island actually is, it did bring together lots of familiar faces from earlier seasons and played up the emotional connections between the characters.
Despite its many supernatural and scientific themes, Lost at its core is a show about the relationships between a diverse group of people who must put aside their differences to survive on the mysterious island. It seems almost everyone found their true love, and the scenes where old pairs finally remembered their time on the island together were particularly moving.

Regardless of how you feel, a show with the depth and complexity of Lost will probably never come around again. These days, networks have little patience for shows that require the same of their viewers. So even if you were just a mild follower of the program, try to appreciate this unique show, especially when major networks are parading out their 'original' trial-based procedurals and dramas that take place among hot young med students. Lost allowed viewers to see things how they wanted to, and much was left to the imagination - even in the end. The theme of last night's finale was 'let go'. It's a phrase that should be familiar by now to the avid Lost fan. It was the message given to Jack by his father during the final minutes. To me, it was also a direct message from the show's writers to its most dedicated followers. It's over. Let go. Move on.

AFC North Offseason Thoughts

As another NFL offeason winds down and we begin to look towards training camps, I figured I would briefly discuss the moves and changes made to the Ravens as well as the other three AFC North teams.

Baltimore Ravens

Pickups:
Anquan Boldin, Dante Stallworth, Cory Redding (DT)

Notable Draftees:
Sergio Kindle (LB), Terrence Cody (DT), Ed Dickson (TE), Dennis Pitta (TE)

Losses:
Justin Bannan (DT), Dwan Edwards (DT), Kelley Washington (WR)

Analysis:

As of now I'd have to think that the Ravens are the odds-on favorites to take the division in 2010. Their major weakness, wide receiver, was more than taken care of this offseason with the trade acquisition of Anquan Boldin, the signing of the wayward but talented Donte Stallworth, and the pickups of two exciting young tight ends in the NFL Draft. In addition, Derrick Mason is back for another year, which should not be overlooked considering he is by far Flacco's favorite target. Of course, Mr. Boldin could have something to say about that this year.
On the other side of the ball, the Ravens got younger, which was one of their offseason goals. Terrence Cody could and should be a run-stopping beast this year, but questions about his stamina remain. Also, OLB Sergio Kindle has the potential to cure some of their pass-rushing problems. On the downside, the Ravens cornerback depth is questionable, particularly because of the knee rehabs of Fabian Washington and Lardarius Webb. Washington is definitely farther along than Webb in his recovery, but Webb had more on-field success between the two last season. It will be interesting to see how this story develops throughout training camp.

Cincinnati Bengals

Pickups:
Matt Jones (WR), Mike Nugent (K), Adam "Pacman" Jones (CB), Gibril Wilson (CB)

Notable Draftees:
Jermaine Gresham (TE), Carlos Dunlap (DE), Jordan Shipley (WR)

Losses:
Laveranues Coles (WR), Jeremi Johnson (FB)

Analysis:

The Bengals didn't exactly improve their image with the recent signing of Pacman Jones, and it makes you wonder what exactly they were thinking. Jones has yet to show that he can focus on football for an extended period of time without any problems outside the lines. Luckily, the Bengals already have some good talent at the position. Cincinnati will be feeling pressure this coming year to repeat the regular season success they enjoyed last year. Of course, now their fans will really be clamoring for a serious playoff run. If the offense can find any sort of deep threat and the defense continues to develop, the Bengals could certainly give the fans what they truly want. With the Steelers taking a step back, it could be a battle with Baltimore for the division.

Cleveland Browns

Pickups:
Jake Delhomme (QB), Antonio Bryant (WR), Scott Fujita (LB), Tony Pashos (OT), Seneca Wallace (QB), Alex Smith (TE)

Notable Draftees:
Joe Haden (CB), TJ Ward (FS), Montario Hardesty (RB), Colt McCoy (QB)

Losses:
Hank Fraley (OT), Jamal Lewis (RB), Brady Quinn (QB), Derek Anderson (QB)

Analysis:

Cleveland is clearly a team in transition whose goals for the 2010 season will not include fighting for a playoff spot. Alas, their is hope in the form of Mike Holmgren, who will prove his front office acumen. Fans in Cleveland are banking on a successful turn. This year's training camp will see all new faces at quarterback, with veteran Jake Delhomme pegged as the early favorite to start when the season begins. The Browns added to their new QB depth with the signing of Seneca Wallace and the drafting of Colt McCoy. There's no doubt that despite the lowered expectations in Cleveland, the fans will be very excited to see all the new faces.

Pittsburgh Steelers

Pickups:
Antwaan Randle-El (WR), Arnaz Battle (WR), Will Allen (CB), Larry Foote (LB), Byron Leftwich (QB)

Notable Draftees:
Maurkice Pouncey (C), Jason Worilds (DE)

Losses:
Santonio Holmes (WR), Willie Parker (RB), Deshea Townsend (CB)

Analysis:

Another year, another Ben Roethlisberger offseason controversy. This time around, the consequences have been even worse, at least from a team standpoint, with Roethlisberger's six-game suspension. One of those first six games will be an always-critical matchup with the Baltimore Ravens. When Ben does come back, he will no longer have the luxury of seeing his big-play receiver, Santonio Holmes, who was traded away to the New York Jets. This will most likely have considerable effect on the effectiveness of the Steeler offense. WRs Arnaz Battle and former Steeler Antwaan Randle-El were brought in to fill this new gaping hole. Despite all the seemingly negative transactions that have marked Pittsburgh's offseason, it would be wise for opposing teams not to underestimate them, as they still have most of the star playmakers that helped them reach the Super Bowl in the not-that-distant past.

The Daily Hypocrisy

So by now it should be obvious to most of you that I love the Daily Show and the Colbert Report. This is less because I'm a liberal-minded social thinker and more because I appreciate how both shows use smart humor, many times to expose the hypocrisy of cable news.

Tuesday night on TDS, Jon walked the audience through a series of clips where pundits on the main news networks (but mostly Fox News) were comparing catastrophic events like the oil spill in the Gulf and the recent miner deaths, which occurred under Obama, to certain negative occurrences under Bush. These included Hurricane Katrina and Iraq.

FOX NEWS HYPOCRISY ALERT

All Fox News ever did during Bush's years was defend his place in the events that I mentioned earlier. Now they are vilifying Obama for the oil spill and healthcare reform by comparing them to the Bush events that they had always defended! I see - now they're bad, now that Bush is gone and can't get his feelings hurt. They've (Fox) basically just contradicted their entire organizational philosophy in the span of a few bird-brained pundits. New President, new philosophy. I guess that makes sense. Wait, no it doesn't.

The (Potential) New Number 9

Today, President Barack Obama announced his selection of Solicitor General Elena Kagan as Supreme Court Justice to replace the retiring John Paul Stevens. So basically, it's going to be a liberal for a liberal, although this is a very general way of looking at it. This will be how the cable news networks cover it, though, which is a shame. In reality, Stevens and Kagan most surely differ on a number of specific issues that will inevitably become relevant nationally in the coming years. The 24 hour newsies will most likely limit their coverage to abortion, gun control, and gay rights. These are the most contentious issues throughout the country and ones that pose the best chance for TV ratings success.
What pleases me about this selection right off the bat is the fact that the latest SC nominee is another woman. It is my strong belief that if a mere nine people make up an entire branch of our government, they should be at least somewhat reflective of the nation whose future they are directly affecting. For the last few decades, there has been one to two women on the Supreme Court. The latest census data tells us that women make up over half of the population of the United States, yet for all this time they consisted of just about 22% of the highest court in the land. Of course, the SC reflecting the makeup of the US doesn't stop at women. Different ethnic groups should have someone on the court who is familiar with their ideals and values. Clarence Thomas is a black man, that is true, but let's face it: his right wing ideology run sharply counter to the views of the majority of African Americans in this country.
In all honesty, I need to do more homework on Mrs. Kagan to get a better sense of the kind of judge she might be. But judging from Obama's last selection, Sonya Sodomayor, I'm confident Kagan will be worthy of the nomination. I just hope that Republicans won't use her appointment hearings as another opportunity to act stubbornly and win cheap political points. If their opposition to her has legitimate merit, that's one thing, but they need to stay true to how they actually feel, or at least how their constituency feels. This holds true for Democrats as well.
The Supreme Court is a very static institution, undergoing change only years at a time. Recently, this general rule has seen its exception. The continuing transition brings much excitement and apprehension. It will be very interesting to see how the new additions to the Court will alter the course this country takes on a social level. As the generation turns over to a new one, the country's compass will change course. Seeing the young replace the old on a national level like this is another reminder of this. Let's hope the change is for the better.

Mommy!

Okay, so I'm a day late, but to all the (good) mothers out there, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY. Let's not forget, of course, that just because you can have a baby doesn't mean you can raise one well. Like it or not, there are some bad moms out there. Perhaps Mother's Day can be an opportunity for these moms to reflect on the job they're doing and think of ways to make themselves better. Obviously, no mom is completely perfect; after all, they are people too and everyone has their own needs in life. To me, a good mom is one who can put the needs of her children ahead of her own. If there is one requirement for parenting, that has to be it.

Ultimately, Mother's Day is a day for celebration and appreciation, so take time if you didn't yesterday to do so today.

Spill Baby Spill

Welcome back, my faithful blog followers. Sorry that its been so long (almost a week) since my last post. I know my words are like air to you people, so please, take a long, deep breath.

And exhale.

I heard a great line from my boy Stephen Colbert. He said something about the Gulf of Mexico being renamed the Gulf of Texaco - one of the many reasons why the Colbert Report is such wonderful program. All jokes aside though, let's remember that it was BP's rig and not Texaco's, although it doesn't really make a difference at this point to those who enjoy clean water and any sort of wildlife. Either way, the spill seems to be growing at a scary rate. First described as roughly the size of Rhode Island, it has now been likened to some larger states (even Maryland!). Of course, the states that really matter throughout this awful situation are those that are located along the Gulf coast. By the way, if you weren't convinced that New Orleans was cursed before, you have to now.

So on the one hand, we have environmentalists screaming 'I told you so' over and over, which is no surprise. Then we have the right wing oil proponents who are basically saying that oil extraction is a dangerous and complicated process and things like this are bound to happen -which is true, unfortunately. Let's stay in the middle for a bit and just look at the reality. As a left-leaning environment supporter, I say that this spill is another reason why the age of oil needs to start winding down. We cannot afford these huge accidents. And as a person who enjoys driving my car, heating my home, and doing all the things made possible by gas and oil, I say that such accidents are simply a part of what we've all signed up for. At the end of the day, whether you're a Rush Limbaugh follower or a Rachel Maddow supporter, nobody wins.

This type of disaster is a perfect opportunity for Obama and his administration to push hard for a true energy revolution. People who weren't around for the Exxon-Valdez oil spill years ago are finally seeing the very real risks involved with drilling for oil. It's a process that's paid for with both money and blood.

The first step toward transitioning from oil to renewables has to be wide-ranging investment in research. Although today we have wind farms and solar power stations throughout the country, the technology is still not their for storing the energy they produce for later consumption. Like it or not, the sun goes away at night and every single day is not windy. Scientists need to discover a way to retain the intermittent energy we receive from these natural sources so we can use it at any time, day or night. Until the time that technology catches up with our ideal energy future, we all need to work together in conserving the energy we do use. After all, an energy revolution isn't just about renewable energy.

Question: Why can't the energy bills we get each month be as specified and detailed as our phone bills? Power companies need to start allowing consumers the chance to save energy when it best suits them. Plans for cell phones are varied and can be adjusted to the individual needs and demands of the user. Different plans offer different services depending on a person's preferences. It seems to me that we should enjoy similar variety in the energy arena. Unless you are power-hungry and have the money to pay for it, you will take any chance you can get to conserve energy and subsequently save some green (no pun intended). Most of us are on board with energy conservation, but it would be nice for the big power companies to meet us halfway. And of course, our government should do all it can to bridge the gap and enforce laws that push the country in the right direction. If we're gonna have a big government, it might as well do us all some good.....right?

Thanks for reading if you did. I'll try get my next post out a little quicker. Take care all.

Saturday Night Live Light

I think I'm going to start mailing letters to the office of Saturday Night Live requesting my time back after watching some of their programming. Too often the sketches are predictable and rarely very funny. Recently they've been going for shock value material, i.e The Vogalcheck family skits, which some may say is bold from an actor point of view, but to me speaks volumes about the writers' lack of creativity. Speaking of the actors, I do believe the show puts out some of the best comedic talent in the industry today, particularly Kristen Wiig, who saves the show on a weekly basis with her amazing skills. Other strong players are Fred Armisen (if only for his impersonation of Joy Behar), Will Forte, Bill Hader, and Andy Samberg. The latter's digital shorts are a refreshing break from the sloppy live skits.

There are no doubt some amazing writers working for SNL, but perhaps theirs is a problem of team unity and cohesion. Apart, they can do their own thing, which may be much stronger; but together, their ideas get muddled into the lowest common denominator of humor. Even Zach Galifianakis, perhaps the funniest guy on the planet, couldn't hold up some of the sketches that were produced.

So I say to you, Betty White - end SNL's season on a good note. It could all be resting on your eighty-something shoulders. God Speed.

Welcome New Followers and Please Tell Your Friends

Let me bid a hearty welcome to the new followers of this blog. Whatup posse.

So, during the past few days, I've discovered why buying a house is such a hassle. I've heard people complain about the process many a time, but its just one of those things you have to experience for yourself. The plan as of now is to look for a nice place to rent in Bmore. Rooftop deck is a must. Let me know if you have any leads.

Well, the O's stand at 4-17 as of now. I wish I could say I thought it would be better, but I can't. Bring on the prospects! Make Dave Trembley the bat boy! If Terry Crowley is so knowledgeable about hitting, use him in a pinch.

Subject SWITCH!!!!

Okay I'm watching the Daily Show and their guest is Ken Blackwell, an "author". He also happens to be the former Iowa Secretary of State who received numerous charges of voter disenfranchisement during the 2004 Presidential Election. The book he's hawking is about Obama's 'imperial' presidency. Essentially Mr. Blackwell is comparing the Bush/Obama transition to the Herbert Hoover/Franklin D. Roosevelt switch that occurred amid the struggles of the Great Depression. Today's economic problems are an obvious link to that era, although times now aren't nearly as dire. Blackwell says that Obama will follow in Roosevelt's footsteps in terms of government expansion and increased centralized power. Of course, George W. Bush was himself responsible for an enormous expansion in government, particularly within the Executive Branch. Blackwell should know that everyone hates a hypocrite.

Let me paint you a picture of Ken Blackwell real quick. Basically, he's Sean Hannity/Rush Limbaugh in the body of former NFL linebacker Mike Singletary. It's sad to watch Jon Stewart try to reason with this madcap moron. J Stew lays out logic and facts and this guy just giggles and stutters and spits out talking point bullshit. I get really annoyed with people who complain about the state of the nation under Obama's young presidency. They seem to unconsciously ignore the eight years of bad decisions that occurred before Obama showed up. Those large-scale mistakes and omissions take time to mop up fully. And here is a sobering point: Healthcare may end up being a significant strain on the American economy. That's fair to speculate. But what else was and continues to drain our Treasury? Oh yea, the Iraq war! The only difference is that Healthcare will end up saving lives. The war just ended them. If you don't think that means anything then you are loco. Anyway, Ken Blackwell just made Weal's Words first installment of D'Bag O' Da Blog. Congratulations!

News Flash: The Orioles are recalling Brady Anderson from the MASN broadcasting booth to play for Adam Jones. How dare Jones suck now that I have a Jones jersey! Just my luck.

Did Obama hear me?

No, Obama probably does not read this blog. However, it is a little suspicious that not long after my post about Wall Street screwing the country over left and right, I hear the news that Obama is pushing for financial reform. Then Goldman Sachs becomes the target of fraud accusations. It sort of feels like Christmas morning, only the wait for presents was long overdue.

It's about time that the government stepped in and actually started the process of creating regulations for an industry that has had none for so long. I'm sorry, but you just can't trust a business entity to do what's right or moral. Businesses are not people - they don't have that trusty little inner compass known as a conscious. Money will always beat out morals in the business world.

Cracking down on the derivatives issue is something I am particularly pleased with, as it is the heart of what's wrong with the financial system in Wall Street. Huge corporations were essentially betting against the same investments that they were recommending to their customers. If that's not fraud, then I don't know what is.

What angers me about financial reform is the fact that when this process first began, Republicans again succumbed to their knee-jerk, I-will-disagree-with-any-view-from the other side-reaction. Their collective unwillingness to actually think like reasonable human beings nearly threatened Congress' ability to debate the subject. Then I hear today that the Republicans have done an about-face. Somebody on the right must have come to his/her senses and realized that if they continued their resistance to financial reform, they were essentially alienating themselves from all the Joe the Plumbers that continually support them in every election. By fighting the Dems on this issue, they were basically siding with Wall Street, which would akin to political suicide.

Despite the many differences that exist between voters in this country, most people can still agree that it sucks to have money taken out of your pockets. If you don't agree with that, then you are probably the one taking the loot in the first place. And if you are that person, well, you suck.

Congress needs to prove to the country that bipartisan politics is not a thing of the past. We can all agree that Healthcare reform was a nasty battle, with many on the other side coming out of it with feelings of intense bitterness. It would be nice to see politicians who are able to put such raw emotions aside and continue to focus on what's best for the country. Don't we deserve that after all we've been through?

USA! USA!

Oh and on a side note, Jon Stewart totally opened up a can of whoop ass on Fox News slimeball Bernie Goldberg. I think that's his name. Anyway, the fact that this guy even picks a fight with a late-night comedian is a testament to how insecure he really is. And I'm sorry, but if you're a major news network and you are constantly getting into political arguments with a program on Comedy Central, you've already lost the battle.

Sweet Relief

And breathe. To the diehard Orioles fan, today's 8-3 victory over those pesky A's was like game 7 of the World Series. At least that's how it felt for me near the end, my fingers tightly crossed watching Jim Johnson try to hold that shaky five run lead. As it turned out, the ninth inning was suspiciously easy, especially so considering the type of innings O's fans were put through during the team's heart-wrenching 9-game skid. So, enjoy this moment. Soak it in. Revel in its greatness. Because tomorrow is just game 14 of the 162 game season and we have a sizable hole to dig ourselves out of. And don't forget about all those wonderful injuries. My hope is that today's strangely high dosage of offensive output is the beginning of a positive turn for our leadoffer-less lineup (alliterations are fun!). Pairing an improved offense with the above-average starting pitching (not including Bergy) we've gotten has to equal some victories. Of course, the Orioles would still find a way to lose, or at least make it unnecessarily interesting. But I've become a bit of a pessimist. Naturally.

So again I say savor this moment ye weary and tired O's fans. It only gets rougher from here.

Sorry to be a buzzkill, by the way.

The 3 R's of Sunday

Sunday is for resting, recovery, and reflection. For me, its a day when I can look back and mull over the choices I've made during the past week (Yes, technically Sunday is the start of the new week, but I've always viewed it as day 7). This was probably not one of my better weeks in terms of decision-making. The good news is that I'd be a perfect fit for the Baltimore Orioles. (1-11, really?)

I think the sign of a mature adult is the ability to look beyond short-term pleasures that may be self-destructive and remain focused on the bigger picture. Now if you are saying to yourself, "Hey I know plenty of adults who can't achieve this kind of discipline", consider whether you would classify these folks as mature. Admittedly, I have not reached this level of maturity myself, although I hope one day I will. Consequences from poor decisions can seem scary, and indeed they should be, but one should not overlook their worth in changing bad behavior. Instead of diverting the blame to some external factor, the mature adult ponders the situation as a whole and tries to assess how he or she could have done things differently to achieve a better result.

I don't mean to be preachy, and I'll be the first to admit that I have a ways to go, but it can't hurt to think about. The world needs more thoughtful people who can admit their mistakes and try to become better individuals. Today it seems that anywhere you look, their are people in positions of power who are far to quick to point their fingers in any direction but their own. These are not the types of people that I want making decisions that affect my life.

As of right now, the 'R' that I need to deal with the most on this Sunday is recovery, so I shall end my post here.

The Ferris Weal

The Orioles dug deep last night.....and found a new low. I'm not even going to look at the standings this year. And that's all I'll write about that poor team.

Reading is Fun!

During many my younger years, I was an avid pleasure reader. Hardy Boys and Goosebumps comprised much of the content. Then, as I went through middle and high school English, my love of reading seemed to have extinguished. Even throughout my college years, the flame was still out. Then, out of nowhere, it returned! Today I have a library card again, and I am usually mid-read of some book at some time. For years after my theory about this temporary absence in my reading-for-fun practice has been that all the book reports and other writings that were assigned to me in school killed my inherent love of the craft. Thinking about it now, perhaps I was too harsh. Perhaps my time in English classes just opened my eyes to other genres and styles of writing and inevitably to some I didn't like all that much. But then again there were those that I did enjoy. And even the reports that I look back at now with disdain may have actually disciplined me as a reader, honing my ability to encode and process the information that was being read and ultimately comprehend it. So, to my educational system, I say: thank you?

My current read has been "The Devil in the White City: Murder, Magic, and Madness at the Fair that Changed America". After finishing 2/3 of it, I know why it once was a #1 New York Times Bestseller. Taking place during the last decade of the nineteenth century, "White City" chronicles the events leading up to and taking place during Chicago's 1893 World's Fair. In addition to it being a crime thriller that involves a smooth-talking, good looking sociopathic killer and his insatiable lust for killing young women....for profit, this book also invites the reader to witness a plethora of exhibits that were seen by people at the fair for the first time and today comprise objects we often use or enjoy in regularity. One such premiere was a mind-perplexing structure that consisted of a gigantic steel wheel that was propped up vertically on either side by two steel towers. Connected to the wheel were several train cars that could hold up to six people. Through steam power, the wheel would turn. The designer was a man by the name of Ferris. That's pretty cool.

Reading "White City" has been fun for a number of reasons, but discovering first glimpses at everyday modern appliances and objects of entertainment is particularly amazing to me. Material items aside, the fair also affected the power that labor unions now enjoy, sparked a new and improved emphasis on a strong police force, and opened a public's eyes to the benefits of proper sewage systems and water treatment technology. One of which - not getting cholera or diphtheria. Sweet! These new creations are indeed no minor aspects in the lives we live today. They are absolutely essential to us and our well-being. Today most people called that six-month long event the Chicago World's Fair. But it was also known as an exposition, which I think sounds more sophisticated. The fairs that I go to today are surely not up to snuff with what happened in 1893. Although they both share one thing: a shitload of horse manure!

Obama can you hear me?

During the 2008 presidential campaign, a popular method of discussing the financial crisis was to highlight the competing interests of two parties: wall street and main street. Now unless you are very comfortably wealthy and/or an actual stock broker on Wall street, you would probably claim to be part of the main street faction. This is of course where the large majority of Americans are in terms of socioeconomic status. The Presidential candidates obviously used this Wall street/main street rhetoric to remind on-the-fence voters where their allegiance lied. After all, don't we all want a President of, by, and for the people? Of course we do. Now such a strategy in and of itself is all well and good, but the reality of the situation appears to contradict the sentiment that both candidates were trying to convey.

I am an Obama supporter. I believe that he is a charismatic, thoughtful, and inspiring leader for our country. At first glance, Obama's entire existence seems to be polar opposite to our former president, who not only damaged our standing in the world both morally and monetarily, but embarrassed us and himself on an almost nightly basis with verbal gaffes and feats of immense ignorance. Indeed, our last two presidents couldn't seem more different from each other. Despite this sharp dichotomy, Obama and Bush share one common friend: big business.

It's been months and months since we were staring economic disaster in the face. A financial industry stripped of any meaningful regulations had been running wild, playing by their own rules, and sucking dry the incomes and savings of struggling American families. Quick question: do you know what a credit default swap is? If you don't, you're certainly not alone. And I won't waste my time trying to explain it. To a wealthy Wall street investor, the beauty of something like a CDS is in its complexity. The average Joe out on main street (wherever that may be) doesn't have the time or mental dexterity to wrap his head around such an abstract concept. He knows something is flawed with our financial system, but putting it into words is a near impossibility. And thats just fine by Wall street.

As someone who voted for Obama expecting change, I am pretty disappointed that over a year into his Presidency, he has yet to put in place any new government regulations that could curb the brazen and irresponsible actions of companies that have been pegged, "too big to fail." And as much as I'd like to see Obama in the White House for eight years, I'd really rather have him stay true to his ideals on important issues and not pay so much attention to the political unrest it may cause. It seems that these days, political leaders are in constant campaign mode. Controversial issues that need to be dealt with immediately are put off for a later time, when the potential backlash they cause won't damage an elected official's chance for re-election. Obama campaigned for and won the Presidency on promises of being a true representative of the people. Every single day we have our wallets and purses picked. Wall street or main street - Mr. President, it's time to pick a side.

Homecoming

Yesterday I had the pleasure of spending yet another sunny April day in Baltimore for the Orioles' home opener. The atmosphere was frenetic, with large swaths of people cramming themselves inside the gates of Pickles Pub and Slider's Grill. Baseball had returned to Charm City and hope for a successful (ok, adequate) season had yet to be scoffed at by those pesky pessimists. That positive thinking reached its peak as Miguel Tejada tied the game with his first home run of the season and Cesar Izturis put the O's on top with a clutch single. Happy ending, right?

Nope. Mike Gonzalez, one the O's primary free agent acquisitions, delivered to the citizens of Birdland (I'm embarrassed to have typed this last PR recreation) the second blown save in his first three attempts of the year. I should put that number at two and half, considering he let the the Rays load the bases and almost pull another one out on Wednesday night. Now many Orioles fans I know have already written this new closer of ours off. Personally, I'm willing to give him another week. Dave Trembley - who knows. In my view, if Koji Uehara can ever get and stay healthy, I'd imagine he would be the next man up to take over the reins of the ninth inning. Given his track record of throwing strikes and having success going through a lineup for at least the first time, it makes sense to throw him in there. Unfortunately, the status of his sore hamstring has hamstrung the O's and hurt their bullpen depth as a whole. Only time will tell.

Despite yesterday's heartbreaking loss, I had a great time in Baltimore with my friends. I also enjoyed the fact that my co-ed touch football team, the Arabian Knights, went 2-0 in our Saturday doubleheader. The defense stepped up this week, we four interceptions between the two games. Our only real obstacle during the day was dealing with hangovers. Winning definitely helped.

Politics has yet to make an appearance in this blog, so let me change that:

Sarah Palin, your voice is like a thousand knives cutting the insides of my ears. Now let me say first before I offend anyone from the region of the country that she is from that it has nothing to do with her accent. That would be demeaning to those who have a similar vocal styling but happen to be decent human being. Mrs. P's voice has the effect on me that it does because of the misleading bile that saturates her every word. It is one thing to be completely ignorant. It is another to willfully distort facts. Despite her aura of 'dumb', I do not believe that she is actually stupid. That's what displeases me most about her. Many of the people who support her the strongest are the least informed and the most emotional about the various issues that she harps on in speeches and interviews. Oh and calling her oratory adventures 'speeches' may be giving her too much credit. They're more akin to an endless string of talking points and catchy PR-infused slogans. My least favorite is "Don't Retreat, Reload". This verbal creation is particularly disturbing considering her well-known affinity for hunting.....from helicopters. Now I'm not saying that she is subtly endorsing violence as a way to express opposing viewpoints, I'm just saying that 'Reload' is not the kind of term that should be bandied about in any kind of political rhetoric. It certainly does not conjure up positive images, and considering this country's bloody past, using such a word is downright irresponsible. So basically, I want to say to Sarah Palin, "Shame on you. Now kindly quit your day job and go back to reporting the weather." :)

That's all for this post.

I'm Psychic!!!!

I'm watching Rick Dempsey and his moustache console the broken-hearted O's fans who had to sit through a second straight one-run loss. And I predicted it! I'm psychic. No, wait, I'm just way too familiar with losses like these. The Orioles score early, the pitcher settles down, and the Rays just chip away. Chip chip chip. Oh and then they add to their one-run lead in the 8th - like a winning ball club does. And can I please add that Eva Longoria's son is way too good. I really shouldn't be this fired up after two games. I need to pace my angry self.

Okay, so I won't bitch for an entire blog post (is that what it's called?).

TIGER WOODS!

Oh I just thought I'd make sure you were still paying attention. And that is also the last time you'll here his name....and anything remotely related to golf on this blizznog.

I worked today at my job as a tutor and for the first time, I was actually somewhat busy. Four young minds were under my tutelage, and I really had to stretch the bounds of my intellectual prowess. This proved successful up until the dreaded multiplication and division of two fractions. It was like temporary kryptonite on my brain device. Some may call it a math-induced brain fart. But I doubt it. Superman references aside, I dug deep inside whatever place holds the distant mathematical operation knowledge and found it - on page 67 of the Teacher's Edition math book. Hey they're there for a reason! But seriously, so far so good with this add-on part time job. It's fairly rewarding, so I got that going for me. Although at this point, I'll throw rewarding out the window for full time and benefits. Who cares, so what? (That last sentence should be mentally read in the voice of Joy Behar, as played by Fred Armisen on SNL)

Alright universe, I have to cut out on this piece to watch blue-puppet Michael Steele get interviewed on the Daily Show.

Opening Day

(Drum roll)

Welcome one and all to opening day. As a baseball fan, this is a special day. And as a blogger, well, I guess it just feels new. Opening day may be my favorite day of the year. It's the beginning of a long, sometimes draining season in which everything and anything is possible, from great triumph to crushing defeat. What makes opening day so special is that that feeling of possibility is so fleeting. Sometimes it vanishes as soon as the pitcher throws that first pitch. For me, the thought process shifts immediately to concerns and quibbles over minor details of the situation at hand. That's why I love baseball. You can get lost in the minutiae. This is of particular comfort to me as an Orioles fan. Focusing on the minor specifics of the sport helps me block out the team's place in the standings.

This blog, should it receive my consistent, steady attention and survive, will not always be about baseball. It will be sports-themed to a point, but don't be caught off-guard if you find yourself reading about my views on Obama, yo mama, or any of the drama on TV or in the real world. Alright so I may not be discussing your mama, unless perhaps I know you personally. In the most basic sense, this blog will consist of my honest, unbiased opinions on events and news of the day, as well as inevitable angry rants about my hometown team's latest heart-wrenching loss. But I'll try to make those funny at least.

Oh yea, and back to the O's:

Adam Jones, Nick Markakis, Brian Roberts, Nolan Reimold, Matt Wieters, Brian Matusz, Chris Tillman, Jake Arrieta, Zach Britton, Brandon Erbe, Josh Bell, Steve Johnson, Matt Hobgood, THE FUTURE IS COMING.........

That felt good. Anyway, thanks for reading if you did. Expect the next blog soon.